My glass of wine is going to appear on TV… it's going to be a celebrity! I've appointed Max Markson as its agent.

Resort life... no, hang on... it's central Sydney 🍸

How to sandwich on Sundays.

As if its wasn't foolish enough to use this annoying meme for a serious message, I actually slammed the door first time because I didn't notice the “don't” written in a font three times smaller than “slam the door”

Sunset in Blackheath

Frozen apple pannacotta